Once again, according to Kristine...
#1 Meine Kuche - not that big, is it? but, believe it or not, I have had much, much SMALLER! Try so small that the refridgerator had to be kept in the bedroom!?!
In my kitchen there muhhst be a pantry - the narrow door is for my blessed pantry. It is equipped with 4 deep shelves and 5 shallow shelves for stacking stuff - Heck! I should take a pic of my pantry, eh? - that'll be another post for later. Anyhow, with my mormon roots, I am a woman of bulk foods and excess food storage... need a can of Cream of Chicken soup? how about a cake mix? would you like White Sour Cream or Yellow? need a can of evaporated milk? I have four cans of it in stock right now.I.love.my.pantry.
P.S. You see that sponge there? along the back of the sink?
IT IS NOT MINE
#3 einer Sache - okay, right now you should be thinking, "What the hell is that?" Exactly my sentiment when it was first sent to me (along with a number of equally bizarre items) from my childhood friend Anna Dilemma, who lives in Tokyo. This stuff is called "Pink Top Cream" - the only English on the package - and the illustration on the package? humpht - WTF? how was I to really know? it's colorless and has no scent... Is it lip gloss? Considering the illustration on the package, I didn't think so. Well, I have a new roomie, Kanako, and she happens to be from Japan! I brought out this lil' pink-nippled package from deep within a bedroom cabinet, and asked her the other night to tell me what this stuff is. She was stunned - she giggled - she asked me, "Where'd you get this?" and then giggled some more. It was hilarious, watching her try to find the words to tell me what it is: When applied, um, this "Pink Top Cream" will cause one's nipple to be pink.
Juhhhst Lovely.



5 comments:
and the package remains unopened.
*sigh*
I wonder what it tastes like?
Your handwriting is fab. I think your kitchen is cute and I wanna see in that pantry, sistah.
Nice kitchen--a pantry is a MUST that's for sure! One of the guys who came to give a quote on the kitchen tried to convince me to give up my pantry! How awful is that--that was one of the deciding factors about the house for me!! How dare he!
And nipple colorant, eh?! Do they look younger if they're pinker? Hmm? I don't know but that is the funniest thing I have ever seen!
(and BTW--ich bin sehr gemutlich mit deinen Uberschriften! teehee!)
Your blog is gonna get some new hits with the addition of pink nipple cream, lady!
Nice kuche. Sorry if that sounds rude!
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