1. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.
2. You hear a duck quacking and it's you.
3. You refill your glass from the fish bowl.
5. You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"
6. You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.
7. You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.
8. You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party's at your place.
9. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
10. You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.