Monday, February 28, 2005

Sours for your sucker

Sat. night I picked my honey-man up from the airport. Last minute, before claiming his fine bummy, I had popped in a piece of Extra's 'Polar Ice' gum to refresh my kisser. After getting settled in the car and briefly reacquainted, I introduced him to my latest find: Extra's new 'Cool Green Apple' (not yet featured on their website). He and I (initiated by me) then began a semi-very- serious convo about the lastest trend in the chewing gum and candy market - sour stuff.

Have you too noticed this growing trend? Every gum and mint known to creation now has a sour cherry or sour apple counterpart or some bizarre 'blasting lightning' lemonade flave. Even Altoids now has an entire line of pucker-up-yer-puss products! and Bubblicous? they have a number of new sour chews --Savage Sour Apple-- to get my salavary glands gushing! In one 3 hour-long class, I went through an entire pack Bubble Yum Sour Blue Razz Berry! <---That website is totally annoying, be forewarned. oh, and although that Blue Razz is
AH-MAZE-ZING, it loses its flavor fast, as do most fruit flavored gums.

Anyhow, not only have I always loved gum (very good n' healthy for you and your mouth), I have always loved sour stuff since I was a kid... I absolutely love to have my mouth watering. Call it an oral fixation, whatever - I love gum and I love sour stuff. This new trend suits me perfectly.

The love of "all that is sour" runs in the family too - my mother's fam, we all love tart and sour stuff: lime rickeys, vinegar this and that, lemon and lime juices on or in a number of different drinks or dishes, Granny Smith apples, sour cherries,
WARHEADS!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

It has spread to alcohol, too. I saw Hard Green Apple Zima at the grocery store yesterday. The more the better - I, too, be lovin the sours.

cakeboom said...

I saw a trend with citrus-flavored breath mints and Listerine. Did you ever drink oj after brushing your teeth? bleah. Well, maybe it doesn't taste like ass, but I don't want to take my chances.
I love the not-self-portrait of you. You are adorable!

Amy said...

Hey Annejeylnn,
Maybe if that fountain thingy had had sour fruit punch in it it would have been more memorable for ya!

Closet Metro said...

I love Sour Patch Kids, the best thing to eat at the movies. (Yes, better than popcorn.)

Dang Cold.. said...

sours rule annejelynn. I'm totally a jolly rancher man. Oh man I loved hubba bubba when I was a kid. Memories!!!

dc